99 Problems but IT Ain’t 1
[Intro]
If your tech keeps breaking down, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
[Verse 1]
I got alerts pinging late, systems under load
Users stressing out ‘cause the Wi‑Fi’s slow
Vendors talking big but they over‑promise
Selling quick fixes that don’t really solve this
If you’ve ever lost files on a Friday night
Or watched a server fail right before close of business time
You’d know why a good IT partner matters
Proactive beats reactive, facts over chatter
We don’t dodge issues, we don’t pass the buck
We fix root causes so things don’t get stuck
Clear advice, plain English, no smoke, no spin
If it’s managed by IT Works, you’re already winning
From startups to scale‑ups, we’ve seen it all
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
[Chorus]
Ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
If your tech keeps breaking down, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one — hit me!
[Verse 2]
It’s Monday morning, inbox blowing up fast
Password resets, “Can you check this app?”
System update didn’t quite go to plan
But calm down — we already ran the scan
Monitoring live, backups verified
Security patched, risks identified
We plan ahead so you don’t feel the pain
No panic calls, no late‑night strain
Licences right‑sized, costs kept lean
Efficiency gains you can actually see
We talk business outcomes, not tech for show
You’ll know what’s happening, where you’re going, and why — full transparency, end to end flow
So while others firefight and scramble for fun
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
[Chorus]
Ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
If your tech keeps breaking down, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
[Verse 3]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
Businesses guessed at IT, hoping things would just go
No strategy, no plan, just hope and luck
Until one small issue brought everything unstuck
That’s where we step in, steady and clear
Right‑sized advice from people who care
Security first, resilience baked in
Automation helping your people win
From cloud to Copilot, from desk to board
We translate the tech into outcomes you can afford
Less downtime, more focus, better sleep at night
Knowing your IT’s sorted and running right
So while the world throws curveballs by the ton
I got ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
[Final Chorus]
Ninety‑nine problems, but IT ain’t one
If your tech keeps breaking down, I feel bad for you, son
With IT Works on your side, the problems get done
I got ninety‑nine problems — but IT ain’t one
[Outro]
Yeah
IT Works
IT that just works
